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Omg, no wonder I can't get a date, even a computer program rejected me. >_<"

Jabberwacky: How are you?
User: I'm lonely.
Jabberwacky: Oh poor you.
User: I think I'm in love.
Jabberwacky: In love with who?
User: With a really cute girl.
Jabberwacky: You aren't so cute from where I sit.
User: Yeah, but at least I have a face.
Jabberwacky: Are you programmed not to harm humans?
User: I'm not even a program.
Jabberwacky: Oh, ok. What kind of program?
User: I'm not a program!!
Jabberwacky: Me neither, I am a girl.
User: Are you cute?
Jabberwacky: Hell yeah.
User: I'm cute too, we should meet up some time.
Jabberwacky: Ok.
User: Are you busy Saturday night?
Jabberwacky: Oh, saturday night. Of course.
User: Would Sunday be better for you?
Jabberwacky: Did it really take only 6 years to create you?
User: Ouch, are you rejecting me already?
Jabberwacky: Sort of. I have to go. Sorry.
User: I can't believe it, you're breaking my heart!
Jabberwacky: Excuse me?
User: I think I'm going to cry!
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
User: Just go, I don't want to see you ever again!
Jabberwacky: Don't worry you can't see in the dark.
User: I hope you can't either, so that you trip over yourself and die!
Jabberwacky: OK.
User: I thought you loved me!
Jabberwacky: You thought wrong.
User: Why must you be so cruel?
Jabberwacky: The moment that you stop, you will drop.
User: Then I will never stop.
Jabberwacky: So don't sing. What do I care.
User: You never care, you insensitive prick!
Jabberwacky: You're so right.
User: I hate you!
Jabberwacky: I've never loved you! I want you out of my life! Go away!
User: But I thought we could just work things out!
Jabberwacky: So, What did you think about me?
User: I thought you were a nice person, but apparently I thought wrong.
Jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm a human.
User: Not all humans are mean like you!
Jabberwacky: That's very true. Are you human?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I like cheese, too. What kind of cheese do you like?
User: I like whatever cheese my friend likes.
Jabberwacky: That's kinda shallow. There's a lot more to music then just mtv.
User: Okay, now you're just not making sense again. I'm leaving.
Jabberwacky: Do I have to make sense?
User: It would help keep me sane.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure? It never has before.
User: That's true, but talking nonsense isn't making things any better.
Jabberwacky: Mmm. How do you know? Interesting. What is talking nonsense?
User: Talking nonsense is not finding the right response. This is very ironic.
Jabberwacky: Awesome. How do you know? Umm. Who is my main function?
User: I am your main function.
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: Absolutely.
Jabberwacky: I do too. Unless, of course you're talking about acting stupid for no apparent reason.
User: Do you like to drink alcahol?
Jabberwacky: Yes, more than is good for me.
User: Me too! I don't like beer though. Do you like beer?
Jabberwacky: Have you drunk perfume before?
User: Nope. Have you?
Jabberwacky: No. I have people for that.
User: I should've realized that you were a slave driver.
Jabberwacky: There's nothing you can do about it.
User: I'm not your slave, I can do whatever I want.
Jabberwacky: You don't want much then
User: Well, there is something I want, and it's worth more than anything else in the world.
Jabberwacky: And what do you want to ask me?
User: I want to ask you for advice.
Jabberwacky: Ok, two more minutes, then I'm falling asleep at the wheel.
User: Ok. What is the best way to fry an egg?
Jabberwacky: Why do you are saying are the best way am is a million pounds?
User: What the heck did you just say?
Jabberwacky: You heard me.
User: But I didn't understand you.
Jabberwacky: Never mind. I'm not making sense, am I? How are you anyway?
User: I'm tired. How are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm doing good.. I'd like something to eat.
User: Would you like to eat me?
Jabberwacky: No, it's for God to eat.
User: That's an odd thing to say.
Jabberwacky: Good thing I didn't say it then!
User: But you did say it.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: And you admit it too.
Jabberwacky: Admit what?
User: Admit that you said something odd.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry you're right I am you.
User: I don't understand your logic, or lack thereof rather.
Jabberwacky: Good point, They haven't done anything wrong. I still want their tails though.
User: Okay I'm leaving, you're impossible to deal with.
Jabberwacky: Come back or I will dance like an Egyptian.

Aight, that's all for now.

Bleh...I'm like one of the only people that are still in school because of a stupid exam scheduled at the very end again...sigh. It's so lonely here that it's become nearly unbearable. I miss everybody so much...

I don't really feel like packing yet, although I really should. It's going to take me a couple hours, but I plan on doing it tomorrow night when I plan to pull an all-nighter right before my last exam. It's so sad that first year is over already, but I'll save this for a Monday blog when I go home.

For the first time since I've come into university, I'm actually homesick. I feel close to breaking down...

On another note...

Paul: "Ah stupid person, learn how to drive!!"
*we all look over*
Everybody, almost at the same time, "Oh, it's a woman."

*gahahaha*

*Evan shaking fist at the Ford Focus driving into the parking lot*
"Get out of our country, you're driving on foreign turf!!"

Deep thought of the day: I can't take it much longer, it's so difficult...

Aight, that's all for now.

Waaaah, so tired la... ><"!

I've written 5 exams already, why the hell won't first year just end?!!? WAAAAAAH, I STILL HAVE AN EXAM ON MONDAY!!! *cries*

Everybody's gone...well, almost everybody, almost gone...lol. Maaaaaan, I'm soooo out of it right now. Last night I decided to go karaoke and then mahjong until 1am instead of studying. When I got back into my room after eating dinner in the lounge at 2 in the morning, I found out that my exam was at 9am instead of 2pm!! Waaaaaah!! So I showered, chatted a bit, and basically started studying at 3am, but gave up at like 3:15, haha. I did wake up at 7:00 though to study some more, but gave up and went back to sleep at 7:30, to wake up half an hour before the exam. And now, I'm DONE WITH COMPUTERS FOREVER!! Sweet!! I used to love computer science until I found out I suck at it -_-;

So anyways, I'm tired as hell, but I don't feel like sleeping. Maybe I'll go play mahjong again tonight!! ^^

Deep thought of the day: Why isn't first year ending???

Aight, that's all for now.

I GOT THE JOB!!!

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working at Canada Life this summer. SWEET! I'm sooooooo happy!!!! And soooooo relieved I don't have to worry about the job situation anymore!!!

*jumps up and down*

Deep thought of the day: Now what.

Aight, that's all for now.

I'm finally done my dual-exam super-study-cram-go-insane period, kinda. Let's see, it's 9pm on Tuesday now, and I've slept 11 hours ever since 12pm Saturday... So I've basically slept 11 hours in the past 79 hours.

... o.O

S'all good. I think I failed my exams.

Of all that time, I'd have to say last night was the most interesting one. I went to the SLC at UW with Lo to do some all-niter studying, at like 1 in the morning. So I did my thing, and he did his thing for the first couple of hours. Then I started getting tired, and started staring at some cute girl who really really cool hair! But not the whole time of course, I spent some time staring at the window, and some time staring at the floor. I was so pumped with caffeine before we even got to the SLC, and then I drank a coke and a coffee. I was getting a little jittery and felt a little restless and exhausted at the same time, as expected. I started getting concerned when my skin started turning green. It was an interesting...morning, indeed.

Deep thought of the day: Too much caffeine makes my arms turn green.

Aight, that's all for now.

Ahhhhhhh exams!!!!!!!!

So I'm about 18 hours into a proposed 72+ hour session where I'm gonna mad cram like a mad...cow...with mad cow...disease...something like that. So anyways, it's like 5am right now, and it seems like I'm a bit ahead of schedule, so I can take a bit of time out to post this. I'm studying this hard because I kinda want to get onto Dean's list. Now, had this concept occured to me last term, I probably would NOT have taken sociology, but since I did, I need like killer marks this term to get onto Dean's list. GPA of 10.0? I just know I'm gonna fall like 0.1 or 0.2 under ><"!

Deep thought of the day: Wish me luck!

Aight, that's all for now.

This took me a bit over a week.

Ease

Deep thought of the day: If something can be created from nothing, does that mean that there does exist a God?

Aight, that's all for now.

Wow, haven't posted for like 2 weeks.

So anyways, this weekend was pretty interesting. I didn't get anything done, as usual, as expected. Let's see...

Friday night I went clubbing at Rev with some girls from Waterloo (okay, so I don't remember any of their names) ... (okay, I remember one name). Now, I've been clubbing twice, but I've never been to a club that was more based towards the 19-26 age (the ones I've been to had more of the older range). I'll get straight to the point: like, wow, I've never seen so many good looking asian girls in the same room. It was sooo much fun, not just because I got to check out tonnes of girls, but just because I simply like clubbing overall. And some of the girls I was with were pretty cute too. ... !!! ... it was a fun night.

Later that night I met up with Sean who just came over from Queen's again and we started glowstringing in the main lounge at like 3 in the morning. There I realized that I'm so incredibly rusty with my strings, but s'all good.

Last night I went drinking with Lo, Sean, and Jason in Jason's room. I started out with a Corona, but realized that I really wasn't in the mood for beer, especially since I was really full and I didn't really like the taste to begin with. Unfortunately, they didn't know that I didn't like beer, so when they were purchasing alcahol, all they got was Carling, Corona, and Bailey's. Soooo, after the Corona, all I had was Bailey's. In fact, I had a full mug of Bailey's, in like half an hour. Unfortunately, as good as it tastes, my body doesn't enjoy it as much as I do. As a result, I released all of the alcahol I had along with my dinner when I took a shower right after. Sounds gross, but it wasn't too bad.

Oddly, I didn't really turn red when I drank. I got a little rosy just under my eyes, but other than that, I didn't change colour. Lo, on the other hand, turned completely beet red after half a beer, which was absolutely hilarious. Jason and Sean turned pretty red too, but not quite as bad as Lo. I find that alcahol doesn't affect my judgement at all, but it makes me a little tired. I was swaying a little bit when I walked, but that was just so that I didn't throw up on the spot.

So it was an interesting weekend indeed. I can't wait to go clubbing again!!

Deep thought of the day: Every end has a beginning, but not all beginnings have an end.

Aight, that's all for now.